I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
Bob and the deli guy.
#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
arm the ghetto
arm undocumented workers
arm rape victims
arm your manicurist
arm sex workers
arm every brown, black, red, and yellow face in sight
no one will ever again suggest
that guns are
a human fucking right.
what’s going on
To whoever made this you are a fucking genius my friend
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich.
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
you’re trans??? prove it using the quadratic formula
how do u like them apples
your use of mathematics shocks and horrifies me
eat my entire ass
Kim Kelley-Wagner has two daughters who were adopted from China. In everyday life, they have been subjected to horrid statements from people - to their faces, to their mother as they stood by her, etc. In this photo collection, shared on her blog, Kim and her daughters (Lily and Meika) put these ignorant cruelties front and center. [x]
"I have tried to explain to my daughters that people do not say these things to be mean, they say them out of ignorance, which is why I am sharing some of them. Words are powerful, they can become tools or weapons, choose to use them wisely."
seriously, why does no one talk about this movie?
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together