The Cake Is a Lie

ruffiansonships:

This was the greatest moment ever.

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

exuberant-imperfection:

it’s true though why am i laughing

exuberant-imperfection:

it’s true though why am i laughing

quixon:

forsures:

amazing

This is how I imagine most of tumblr is.

quixon:

forsures:

amazing

This is how I imagine most of tumblr is.

rawflume:

and those are the best

rawflume:

and those are the best

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

twlboaj:

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twlboaj:

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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

wookiemistake:

umarazaoparaviver:


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Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

the comment of perfection

cwtae-likeblackholesinthesky:

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

14 Reasons To Love Pope Francis

Pimpin’ Pope

Someone finally to bring religion out of the dark ages and integrate it with modern society.

What is a religion? It’s people. It’s not a book, or a building, or priests and preachers. It’s the people.

People change. Societies change. Therefore religion must change to keep from denying the development and improvement of societies. But mostly it’s the other way around: societies are supposed to conform to a never-changing set of rules, which may or may not have ever happened.

"Foolish rules of ancient date designed to make us all feel great while we fold spindle and mutilate those unbelievers from a neighboring state."

pricepricebaby:

abulletforniki:

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care