The Cake Is a Lie
toolers:

slimgiltsoul:

There’s no such thing as “perfect.” You’re beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections you can do anything.

bathtub barracuda only spoke the truth

toolers:

slimgiltsoul:

There’s no such thing as “perfect.” You’re beautiful as you are, Courage. With all your imperfections you can do anything.

bathtub barracuda only spoke the truth

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

Pixar Short - Geri’s Game (1998)

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

quick personality test

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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